Hell Yeah Website Care
Your WordPress website's live. Let's keep it that way.No hacked plugins, no dead site at 1am, no gin and a box of tissues while you try to remember your hosting login.
Your WordPress website is done. That's the problem.
You built it. You launched it. You’re networking, sending people to that blog post you wrote just for them, watching enquiries land in your inbox.
Job done, right?
Except a website isn’t a “build it once” thing. WordPress needs updating. So do your plugins and your theme. Skip that long enough and you’re not just behind, you’re an easier target. Hacked sites, broken plugins, and “why is my site suddenly blank” are what happens when nobody’s watching.
You could learn to handle it yourself. You’re capable. You’ve built flat pack furniture without crying. But the information changes constantly, there’s no clear starting point, and one wrong update can take your whole site down with it.
What happens if you leave it?
Nothing, until it doesn’t.
- An update you missed turns into a security hole.
- A plugin conflict turns into a broken checkout page.
- You find out your site’s been down for two days because nobody was checking.
None of this sends you a warning first.
“My website just keeps running“
“It completely takes my website off my mind. I don’t have to think about whether it’s up to date, whether something needs doing, whether anything is quietly going wrong. It’s just handled. My website just keeps running. You and the accountant between you make me really happy.”
Enter Hell Yeah Website Care
This is where Hell Yeah Website Care comes in. Short version: I’ve got you.
I sit in the background of your site and handle the unsexy jobs so you don’t have to think about them. Updates, backups, errors, all of it. If something needs fixing, I fix it. If something looks off, I’ll usually have caught it before you even notice.
You get to carry on running your business like your website doesn’t exist, because as far as your to-do list is concerned, it doesn’t anymore.
What’s actually included
- Daily backups, so there’s always a working version to go back to
- Every plugin and theme update, done as they’re released
- Regular checks for errors, most of which I fix before you even notice
- A monthly report so you know exactly how your site’s doing
- Forward me any weird error message your site throws up and I’ll deal with it
- Quick questions and quick fixes are included. Ask away.
What counts as a quick fix?
- A broken link
- A contact form not sending
- An image missing or displaying wrong
- A plugin update causing a small visual glitch
What needs a separate quote?
- Anything broken by changes you made yourself
- New features or functionality
- Anything that touches more than one page or one small area
- Ecommerce or membership sites
Start your Hell Yeah Website Care subscription
£45 a month
For WordPress sites, without ecommerce or membership functionality. Rolling monthly subscription. No lock in contract.
Just Three Steps to Get Started
We hop on a call. I’ll get your WordPress and hosting access and take a quick look at your site.
If it’s a good fit, I’ll send your invoice and a contract to sign.
Once both are sorted, I get started on my next working day.
“Handles the bits I definitely wouldn’t handle myself“
“When I was looking at what expenses to cut, Website Care was a no-brainer to keep. I’d have to be questioning whether I was continuing my business if I stopped it. It’s a bargain for an extra member of the team who handles the bits I definitely wouldn’t handle myself.“
How fast this helps
From the day you sign up. Backups start, updates start, and if your site’s been quietly accumulating problems, I’ll find them in the first check.
What you get back
You stop thinking about your website. Not in a vague “peace of mind” way, literally: no more wondering if it’s up to date, no more dodging update notifications, no more googling what a plugin error even means. That’s my job now, not yours.
Why me?
I’m Jenn, also known as Back End Jenn.
I built Hell Yeah Website Care for people who don’t want to become their own IT department, and don’t have the time to try. I have around 25 years in tech, most of it in service management. I know how to fix issues without panic.
Start your Hell Yeah Website Care subscription
£45 a month
For WordPress sites, without ecommerce or membership functionality. Rolling monthly subscription. No lock in contract.
Just Three Steps to Get Started
We hop on a call. I’ll get your WordPress and hosting access and take a quick look at your site.
If it’s a good fit, I’ll send your invoice and a contract to sign.
Once both are sorted, I get started on my next working day.
Quick Answers
These are the questions I get a lot. If you don’t see yours, drop me an email on jenn@hellyeahtech.com
Is this for me?
If your site is live, stable, and done, yes. If you’re still building it or it’s actively broken, this isn’t the right fit yet, get in touch and I’ll point you the right way.
What if I’ve got an online shop or membership site?
Ecommerce and membership sites are more involved to keep secure, so they’re not covered under the standard £45 plan. Get in touch and I’ll quote you properly.
What if my site is already broken?
That’s a different job. I’ll take a look and quote separately.
Can I ask you random questions about my site?
Yes. That’s part of it. If it’s quick, I’ll usually just fix it.
Will I know what you’re doing each month?
You’ll get a monthly report. Most of the time you won’t notice anything happening at all, which is the point.